|I doubt anyone really wants to know this much about me
||[Jun. 22nd, 2002|08:23 am]
I must be bored if I'm filling this out|
What's your name: Fayme, asked me again and I'll tell you the same.
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: I like it as it is, that's why I changed it.
3. How are you: bored
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: I have
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: Probably not...I prefer whipped cream.
6. Have you considered homosexuality?: It's amazing we aren't all gay considering how hard it is to communicate with the opposite sex.
7. What's your sexual preference?: straight/bi-curious
8. What were you in a past life?: a Storm Queen
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: place you under citizens arrest and file assault charges.
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...?: Tittany Spears? Ask her who she slept with to get to the top.
11. What's your favorite coffee?: none, don't drink it
12. What's your political perspective?: Do we really think voting changes politics?
13. Are you my Angel?: not if I can help it.
14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: yes, it pays the bills
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: Young! I am a grown up. sob.
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: Grab my digital camera
17. How stupid do you think you are?: Depends on what day it is.
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: most people who look at me think I'm stupid. Most people who get to know me struggle to keep up intellectually.
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: the most important person in my life.
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: Good, but belly dancers used it way before Hollywood marketed it.
22. What's your favorite fruit?: watermelon...biting into and and letting the succulent juices run down my chin and then down between my ______.
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: it's morning....Yawn
24. On a nude beach, you would...?: use sunscreen with 50 spf
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a rabbit: Walks over bridge. Sees troll. After sparring with Troll, decides he's not such a bad guy, just misunderstood. Invites troll to lunch. Serves rabbit.
26. What do you think about contemporary art?: I prefer performance art.
27. Do you like being naked?: yes, it is helping me to accept myself just as I am.
28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: My bookshelves would be a lot emptier.
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: barf
30. What's your position on virginity?: the more positions you know the less likely you are to be a virgin.
31. On civil unions: I do try to be civil
32. On RuPaul: Damn, wish I looked half so good.
33. On mosquito bites: mosquitos suck
34. On bad sitcoms: Isn't that redundant
35. On Fran Drescher: I want her weight loss secrets
36. Are you left handed or right handed?: ambidextrous
37. Are you smart?: Too smart to be complacent.
38. What's your middle name?: Zelena
39. How many personalities do you have?: I stopped counting...it made my head hurt
40. How many piercing do you have?: 11...wouldn't you like to know where? And I did it before it was 'in'
41. What was your first word?: I have no idea.
42. Are you superstitious?: turn around 3 times and ask me that in French
43. Do you read your horoscope?: yes, and then I write my own because most cookbook astrology programs are not accurate enough.
44. Do you believe in that stuff?: if you really get into it, it's accurate.
45. Can you do a cartwheel?: yes, but I'd have an ambulance standing by
46. Do you have contact lenses?: nope
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: um, yeah, 20 years ago
48. Can you drive?: yes, can I borrow your car
49. Do you snore?: yes, no one will sleep with me
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: doesn't everyone?
51.Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I make my slave do it.
52. Do you keep a journal?: yes, on paper...have for over 30 years It's cheaper than therapy
53. Do you like onions?: yes! Esp. onion rings
54. Do you like cotton candy?: yes, but it's evil
5. What instruments can you play?: guitar, dumbek, penny whistle, recorder, snare, mandolin, piano
56. Do you like to dance?: yes, but not as much as I used to
57. Do you like to sing?: yeah, but people are so cold!
58. Are you any good at it?: I've gotten solo parts, so someone must have thought I was.
59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: no, big time waster! (Like this isn't).
60. Do you like where you live?: no, I only live here because my boyfriend won't move.
61. Are you organized?: no, it's my biggest vice
62. Do you sleep with socks on?: only when I'm camping
63. Are you shy?: when I'm working....no......when I'm being a hermit or feel threatened...yes
64. Do you talk to yourself?: yes, I just don't listen or I'd be way ahead of the game
65. Are you a morning person?: I'm allergic to mornings
66. Are you a virgin?: a 44 year old virgin would be a sad thing indeed
67. Are you proud of that?: you assumed I said 'yes' Do a lot of virgins take this quiz?
68. Do you believe in reincarnation?: Yes, don't I know you from ancient Rome?
69. Do you believe in God?: Goddess
70. Do you believe in ghosts?: yes, they make me cold and one threw a rock at me during a radio interview
71. Do you believe in bigfoot?: I can't rule it out.
72. How old do you wish you were?: 22
73. What will you name your daughter?:I named them Heather and TIffany
74. Son?: If I'd had a son, something cool like Ryan or Arthur
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: yeah, when my brakes went out on the freeway
76. Where do you wanna go?: anywhere but here